What can you remember from Primary School ?

Mysterio wrote:Will be back in a while. Have to check my primary school archives.

KiCkOutPTI wrote:

5. Girls. I must admit I failed to get any girl during those years. Did I like someone during those years? I guess not. But some of my friends manage to get their girls. What surprise me later in my teenage years, some of those ugly-dork turned out very pretty while the pretty became ugly .

Mysterio wrote:

KiCkOutPTI wrote:

5. Girls. I must admit I failed to get any girl during those years. Did I like someone during those years? I guess not. But some of my friends manage to get their girls. What surprise me later in my teenage years, some of those ugly-dork turned out very pretty while the pretty became ugly .

I agree with you on this one bro

KiCkOutPTI wrote:Well, you got your point there pilot. B*&ches and bookworms. How bout the physical beauty transition? Some ugly do change into superstar beauty. In my case, I used to laugh at this ugly girl to the point that she even cried . Maybe trauma for her. Years later, I regret. What a beauty now. She still talk to me, but I'm pretty sure she wants to punch me as well .

good gosh. so you were one of those fellas eh? lemme guess, were you somewhat popular back in school? like a real jock type?
if i were that girl, i woulda flirted with you, made you think you had a chance and then leave the trail cold faster than you can say, 'hey! what the hell's going on??!!'


i was never laughed at for being unattractive per se, but more so for weird behaviour. i was looked upon with half fear of the unknown and half jest. never really bothered me since i always knew i was a little 'off' as they say....

PilotInspektor wrote:

i was never laughed at for being unattractive per se, but more so for weird behaviour. i was looked upon with half fear of the unknown and half jest. never really bothered me since i always knew i was a little 'off' as they say.... [/color][/font]

PilotInspektor wrote:

KiCkOutPTI wrote:Well, you got your point there pilot. B*&ches and bookworms. How bout the physical beauty transition? Some ugly do change into superstar beauty. In my case, I used to laugh at this ugly girl to the point that she even cried . Maybe trauma for her. Years later, I regret. What a beauty now. She still talk to me, but I'm pretty sure she wants to punch me as well .

good gosh. so you were one of those fellas eh? lemme guess, were you somewhat popular back in school? like a real jock type?
if i were that girl, i woulda flirted with you, made you think you had a chance and then leave the trail cold faster than you can say, 'hey! what the hell's going on??!!'


i was never laughed at for being unattractive per se, but more so for weird behaviour. i was looked upon with half fear of the unknown and half jest. never really bothered me since i always knew i was a little 'off' as they say....

KiCkOutPTI wrote:[[


You don't have to be so mean . Yeah, I wish I wasn't that popular back those days. I hurt lotsa feeling, teachers and other parents as well.

I apologise. I meant all of that in jest. Kinda sucks to be at the receiving end of mean behaviour huh? But, i guess its all good now eh. I mean, we've all grown up. Perhaps still some more growing up to do. But those were the formative years. Good times....

Mysterio wrote:Hey guys let's turn the subject around a bit. Was there anything that happened to you that you wish had not happened?
Me I got mugged by 2 bullies. I fought back and - you guessed it - I lost.

Mysterio wrote:Then there was a teacher who has a certain dislike for me simply because I hated her class.

Next topic: Pranks on teachers. Care to start on this Pilot?

I shall succumb, temptation is too great to resist this subject.

*flashback* , Note: Not so much a prank as a rude awakening rather.

I was in Primary 4. I had THE worst Math teacher. And she also happened to be the form teacher of the class. Same term in Malaysia? So her name was Nancy... *figures why i hate that name on sight,lol*
She was an old maid, but she had a wicked sense of style. Superb legs as i recall. But she also had a wicked slap. She used to slap students. I was subjected to this one time, i wasnt paying attention during one of her classes (normal for me), and she singled me out. Called me out to the front of the class. She told me to tie up my hair. I did. I'm thinking....she's intrested in hairdressing now?
Boy was i wrong.She then proceeded to double-slap me. On the left and right sides of of my face. I think she must have hit the temples pretty close, coz i started to bleed outta my nose. She then said, "Look at your stained uniform, go clean yourself up, you dirty little girl."

I went to the Principal's office. Informed principal. Then i called my mother. She came down that evening. Spoke with principal, and get this. The principal sided for the teacher, saying that she's a lonely womanand therefore frustrated. Apaprently she's had several complaints about said teacher. Most parents dropped 'charges'. My mom requested to at least have me transfered out of her class. Too late in the school year for that. So i stuck it through the remainder 4 months. but my mom had a word with the teacher.

So basicall, Teacher's Day comes rolling by, and all the kids were making cards for the beloved educators. I made one too, for Ms. Nancy. And so happened the Principal was sitting in the class to watch over as they do sometimes. So Nancy was opening cards, then came mine. She was surprised i'd wanted to make her card after all the drama. It was a very sweet card, i made it myself. Said on front, "Aside from being a great Math teacher, you are more importantly, *flip card open*, "the Devil reborn."



Plain and simple. She went red from embarassment. The principal couldnt help but giggle a little. THe rest of the kids laughed. She tried her best to never talk to me after that.

Fond memories indeed....

Mysterio wrote:Pilot, I give you full marks for your ingenuity and originality.
Were you in Singapore then? I didn't know they allow corporal punishment in Singapore or she wouldn't have slapped you like that.
I never had the honour of being the recipient of such punishment. Instead I was made to run 2 laps around our football field for looking sleepy in her class. That happened on two occasions and each time I had an audience of around 200 pupils. At the start of the final term holidays, which also meant I would not be in her class the following year, she got two flat tyres, courtesy of the marathon runner.

Thank Sir for the full marks. Yes, i was schooled in Singapore. And sidenote to KickOutPTI, in the event you're reading this. I am not a Canadian. Nor have I been schooled there. But I can locate it on the world map.


Well, corporal punishment as far as i know, isn't allowed. But for some reason...i'm sure it is still practiced.
I think getting slapped was the worst thing to ever happen to me by a teacher. Other ridiculous ones were things like having chalk projectiled at me, i was again daydreaming during English Lit. You CAN'T blame me man....it was Romeo & Juliet....i knew how the story ended and felt no need to pay attention.

My last remark would be, all hail the slashin of tyres technique. It's old school and most importantly it works. And a REAL pain in the behind for the victim.

Class adjourned....i'll meet you in the canteen for some Milo